January 2012
80 posts
2 tags
So have basically found my second father at work. Andrew, who is approximately 50, who lives with his wife and dog. He does things like inspects my lunch to see if I’m being healthy. Today I walked into the office and he was reading the book I had on my desk to see if he would like it, and then told me not to read American Psycho and I was like, no I really want to! And we swap our favourite...
1 tag
2 tags
I’m Samantha - I have sex with everybody.
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
What do I do about my massive, freakish balls?
– Mark Corrigan (Peep Show)
2 tags
4 tags
the books that have piled up because i have been too lazy to read them has gotten out of control. i keep them at the bottom of my bookshelf because there’s no room in my bookshelves, mainly because i keep all of my favourite stephen king books (of which there are a lot) on the bookshelves.
still have christopher hitchens’ ‘arguably’, an al gore’s book, p.j...
Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round. They should...
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
girls who comment facebook photos ‘omg you look so much prettier than me i look yuk’ when, actually, the other person is blinking or doing something else unintentionally weird and the original girl is just a bitch.