December 2011
42 posts
best presents of 2011:
a royal botanic gardens melbourne mug with false sarsparilla on it
a birds nest necklace
the lion king on blu ray
and all the things i chose myself for other people to buy.
“I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
“It’s the fuckin’ Catalina Wine Mixer.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
the neighbours asked me to move my car off the road to make room for their guests at a party. four hours later, and no guests have yet arrived.
also their dog has been whining non-stop for the last two hours, probably because she’s worried no one’s going to turn up.
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all i know is that if i had to choose between a tall dude who loved asia, and a you looking dude who loved… sweaters and… wearing sweaters, i’d choose you. and i’d blow your mind.
throwingpunchesatlove: Something Good Can Work -...
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mum accidentally went over her $500 limit on her card today buying christmas presents so i just had to drive to the grocery store to bail her out.
on the plus side, i did score awesome sunnies, a necklace, a skirt and a belt from abicus on hunter st mall for christmas, plus new perfume and a $140 thomas sabo charm.
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my car has literally not been washed in about two months. just washed/cleaned it out then, and despite the fact i refuse to leave any food rubbish in my car, i still filled up a plastic bag with detritus that’s been floating around my car.
“Ted Hughes is a much better poet than I am.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
sorry for being a bitch but I NEVER SEE MY FRIENDS ANYMORE because i am currently working full time and because they work generally the times i don’t work, I AM SAD AND ALONE
“What is the deal with airline food?”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
My boss bought me a Thomas Sabo bracelet for Christmas. Needless to say, pretty chuffed.
November 2011
89 posts
I MISS OUT ON EVERYTHAAANG
may have to watch donnie darko tomorrow… luv that film.
i killed some mice today at work (including POPPING OUT THEIR EYEZ) and then came home to play with fester and felt enormously guilty.
