February 2012
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SO my mum and my grandma just had an argument over the phone through me, because Mum thought she booked Grandma’s flights a month early and thus Grandma would miss Easter Sunday at her church, and Grandma was massively pissed off. But it turns out she booked them for the end of April - ITS OKAY EVERYONE YOU CAN RELAX NOW
i am so disoriented, i had a three hour nap today, delicious fish for dinner, cornetto niceness, reading brave new world. need beds.
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Mum, I love you. Her work have this big bookshelf of old crappy books that no one reads any more and if you take one you’re supposed to leave a donation. She took for me ‘Dreamcatcher’ and ‘Gerald’s Game’ by Stephen King - I’ve got Gerald’s Game but she got a hard copy for me so I’m giving her the paperback to take into work.
So excited as...
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Okay, I openly admit that I was stupid and thought that Lady Gaga’s concert in Sydney was in the middle of the exam period, when actually one of the performances is the day after the exam period. So I missed out on prime tickets with my sister but instead got seats with my friend. However, MUM AND DAD, YOU DON’T NEED TO TELL ME HOW STUPID I AM. AT LEAST I GET TO SEE LADY GAGA. UH HUH,...
i just got shouted at by my mother for saying ‘pardon’ because I DIDNT HEAR HER.
When you’re trying to decide what time is the latest possible time to get dressed so that the person coming to your door doesn’t see you in your pyjamas, but you stay comfortable for as long as possible.
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Also, just started re-watching An Idiot Abroad. I am totally in love with Ricky Gervais/Stephen Merchant at the moment.
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Great. I’ll be spending one pound a minute to listen to how shit I am at sex. Now that’s value for money.
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What is nastier than Ricky Gervais’ jokes? His teeth.
Why do people take an instant dislike to Ricky Gervais? Because it saves time.
Why did Ricky Gervais do a series of audio books? So that the blind could hate him as well.
This one’s from Angelina - Tell Ricky Gervais that me and Brad have a picture of him on the mantelpiece, because it keeps the kids away from the fire.
Why...
Colbert: Your book Cell has a gay protagonist. Was that your attempt to show people how terrifying gay people are?
Stephen King: No the main character meets up with a guy who is, uh... a gay guy but it doesn't play a big part in the plot.
Colbert: Is he a murderer?
Stephen King: No, he is not a murderer, he's a nice guy
Colbert: Is he gay-marrying people? Is that what's terrifying?
Stephen King: No, he's actually helping people along their way.
Colbert: And then when he helps them, they have to feel better about gay people and that terrifies them.
Stephen King: They do have to feel better about gay people, but he's also, I think, a fine American who just happens to be...
Colbert: Terrifyingly gay
Stephen King: A gay American...
Colbert: Terrorist
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